Six Reasons to Have Sex Every Week
Studies show that regular sex (with all due precautions taken) provides a host of surprising health benefits.
Sex is good for adults. Indulging on a regular basis—at least once a week—is even better. Research links sex (with all safer-sex precautions taken) to an astonishing array of physiological benefits, from longevity to pain relief. Many studies don't address whether the health bonus comes from the act itself or from the corresponding emotional intimacy, but the bottom line is that getting physical has some great side effects—especially for women. Here are six ways that sex boosts your health:
1. It Fights Colds and Flu. Sexual intercourse once or twice a week raises the body's level of the immune-boosting antibody immunoglobin A by a third, according to research at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania.
2. It's a Beauty Treatment. In a study at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Scotland, a panel of judges viewed participants through a one-way mirror and guessed their ages. Those who looked seven to 12 years younger than their age (labeled "superyoung") were also enjoying lots of sex—four times a week, on average. OK, maybe they were having so much fun because they looked young. But it's likely the sex was helping, researchers say. One reason is that it raises a woman's estrogen level, which helps make hair shiny and skin supple.
4. Yes, Honey, I Have a Headache. For a woman a migraine might actually be a reason for making love rather than avoiding intercourse: the increase in endorphins and corticosteroids during arousal and orgasm is analgesic.
5. It Promotes Regular Menstrual Cycles. A series of studies by behavioral endocrinologist Winnifred Cutler and colleagues at Columbia and Stanford universities found that women who have intercourse at least weekly (except during their period) cycle more regularly than abstainers or the sporadically active. (Related research found that lesbian lovemaking also smoothes out menstrual cycles.) Cutler argues that intimacy is essential, not orgasms: "Regular exposure to a loving partner has extraordinary effects on health and well-being."
And if you're too tired to have sex, check out our By the Numbers on napping for tips on getting a little extra shut-eye during the day.
The chapter from SEX Bibel..
"Hours. Think of hours. Close your eyes and think of hours, with a large antique clock pendulum, with a small pendulum or hours of cuckoos, if can ... The best way to survey the external female genital organs, and the vagina is to provide their hours of the clock face. " (Kid, you shizaneshsya when there cuckoos asleep ...)
"To understand how the penis is hard, find the guy (logical), which enjoys visiting the gym, and ask him (well, then? ?) bend in the arm elbow (ups. ...). Hard centimeters by feel like a solid penis, although this size (seconds, but as with the same form? ?) it is only in the dreams of some men. "
"Yaichki usually sitting in the back seat of the penis." (do not even try to imagine this)
"If prior to the oral stimulation of the male penis (which is why in this case definition, I never realized. And whose is? ?) you put in his mouth a little toothpaste, that will help you cope with the undesirable taste "(I can, this does not understand, but it also imagine? ? ?)
"Pushok from an upwind direction is one of the sub detailed description of the child. (People, people, where there upwind side? ? ?)
"The exercise of cutting speed depends on its size and location, as well as sensitivity (Martyshka, Udav, Parrot and Slonenok to charge for the tail nervously smoke in the corridor)
"In our culture, women's genitals are usually wrapped in everything from silk to clothes or skin to lace." (Ladies? wrapped? again something I do not understand ...)
"One clitoris just frustrated with the place you want to shake your hand" (MHz me easily!)
"Clitoris often located in such a way as to rub their noses on the part of the vagina by the penis." (Teretsya WHAT? Although it is only that someone shook hands ...)
"If you are lucky, and you tried to have sex with different women have done in sound mind and blessed memory, you may have noticed that not all of the vagina arranged the same." (Mda, not all yogurts equally useful ...)
"If a woman does not know where her ovaries, at the time of the next inspection, it can ask your gynaecologist to show them." (Honey, see this bank?)
"Some people have orgasms when beloved man kisses his neck or back, and this requires another couple of sticks of dynamite between his legs." (Here it is, the reason syndrome shahid!)
"When you are dealing with a penis, you can almost strangle him to death, but he said that it would only be harder." (Zadushit? ? His? ? ?)
Men commit a big mistake when they forsake their fingers humour. " (How? So how do they manage?)
"Some couples prefer the woman sitting on the chest of a man with legs spread and his face to the legs (say). In this position the head of a woman is directly south (while the head man oriented to the north). " (Mmmmm, you ever tried gromozditsya people holding a compass and clearly gearing itself to the ground? ? ?)
"The average penis has some of which are extremely sensitive, and all the other parts are easy to be than compete." (No Nested)
"The rod tip is thin durable protective suit (Yes? ? ?) called klitoralnym away. This protects the escape hood of the clitoris tribulations of life in perineum. " (Yes, you poet, batenka.)
"This area is very small in size and located in the vicinity of the clitoris, which could simply mean that banged it in the front door" (* Then head on the wall * Where? ? Where there door is more, You? ?)
"We, the men learn wank while drink tea" (You know, synochka, it is simply Fife on 'opposite)
"fold-hand fingers as if you pray to God that you just signed the cheque has not been unpaid because of a lack of money in your bank account, with the only difference that you will not keep the check, a male penis" ( I would say neh ** running a difference ... But I never, never, as I was not razvraschena not dare to do with a cheque IS ...)
"... then podtyagivayte hand in the direction of the male breast as if you are trying to pull it out the best feelings and drag them into the skin, liver," (To be honest, no way can this otkommentirovat because physically unable to provide)
"Use your good hands to pull the skin at the base of the penis man" (I am fed up reading about the penis man, but it is perhaps a tribute to political correctness. But, happy hand? That that is, fingers, which are not without a sense of humour? )
Women often assume that the male penis glued or stapled attached to the front of his thirty bones. " (He WHAT? ? ? He CHEM ????????)
"sucking the penis does not affect the quality of oral stimulation, unless the man is not kept in freezer compartment (Ugu, OK ... And then something from freezer, and his stapler, staple)
"Keep your salivary glands sing during classes oral sex" (Yes, uvolte your voice)
"... you do not have to worry about that pubic hair onto your partner will be on your Gland ..." (Which frame for a horror movie ...)
"Corn flakes were invented for children to support their growing organism, as well as to ensure that they do not engage in such a terrible thing as inquiries" (M-yes, a quote for the book "Everything that you did not want to know about food" )
"... when he was face down on the mattress with a firm penis ..." (last name could well smotrelos Directory IKEA)
"As your author grew up in the countryside, he knew that the man never come between a woman and her horse" (Heavy childhood, wooden toys, and if it were not for the horse ...)
10 Sales and Marketing Tips I learned from Strippers
However, I generally find myself leaving the strip club with an empty wallet. Any business that can get you to spend all of your money is a good one to be in.
But while walking out of a club one evening, I realized that a big reason they have such a good business is because strippers are such great salespeople. It is not simply due to the fact that they are selling to stupid, horny men like myself, but because they use a lot of highly effective sales and marketing techniques.
You too can achieve great success by applying sales and marketing techniques of strippers. Here are 10 sales and marketing techniques I have learned from strippers:
Sales Technique #1 - Give them something for nothing
One of the first things a stripper will do is come up to you and flirt with you. She will likely sit on your lap or do something to raise your excitement level. For this, you have to do nothing. But you do get a sample of the service and if it is a good one, your chances of buying the service increases. This also applies to the dances they do on the stage.
Sales Technique #2 - Understand your customers
Strippers get to know your their customers by asking questions. This allows them to develop a rapport and tailor the sales pitch…
Sales Technique #3 - Tailor the Sales Pitch
Strippers will try different sales pitches to different people based on what she thinks they like. “I like to get dirty” or “Have you seen my great ass?” or “My tits are real”. Each pitch may be the one thing that converts the potential customer into a buyer (pointing out a tight ass works well for me). And she revises her pitch based on experience.
Sales Technique #4 - Make sure you are selling a great product/service
She knows she has to have a great product. If she put on 30 pounds or hadn’t showered for the past 4 days, she would likely not get as many customers. Regardless of how great of a salesperson you are, you can’t do much with a crappy product/service.
Sales Technique #5 - Provide Good Customer Service
She will make sure you are happy on your first dance or she won’t get repeat business or won’t be able to do what she ultimately set out to do…Upsell.
Sales Technique #6 - Upsell
She sells the customer on a relatively cheap service, a lapdance, but then markets her other services to them. She tries to get them to the “champagne room” and sell an upgraded service, which is where the money is at. However, without the first sale, she would never get the larger sale. Customer acquisition is tough, once she does it, she needs to get as much business as she can.
Sales Technique #7 - Closing Techniques
She will use a variety of closing techniques to get you to buy her services. There are a variety of closing techniques, but two popular ones used by strippers are the compliment close (usually flirting with you) and companion close (getting your buddies to push you into closing the deal).
Sales Technique #8 - Target your audience
Strippers market to individuals that are interested in her service. First, she works in a strip club where guys go specifically for her service, that is obvious. But she also knows which guys to go after within a group or which groups will likely spend the most money. Spending time with cheap-asses only wanting to pay a dollar for a dance will not be a wise use of he precious time.
Sales Technique #9 - Persistence
Even though the audience is qualified, she knows she will get rejections. Even so, she will go up to every guy and ask if they need a lap dance. She also knows that the more guys she asks, the more yes’es she will get.
Sales Technique #10 - Branding
I don’t know any strippers that are named Ethel, Mildred or Agnus. Instead, you will get the pleasure to do business with Cookie, Destiny, Candy, or Raven.
Men's Organ Myths Debunked
About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review. Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.
Men aren't satisfied with their partner's penis size?!?
Another oft-repeated myth is that older men tend to have smaller penises, but Wylie and Eardley found no differences when they combined the results of all the studies together.
One surprising finding was that small penis syndrome (SPS), also known as the “locker room syndrome,” is much more common in men with normal sized penises than those who have so-called micropensises (penises with a flaccid length of less than 2.7 inches). An internet survey of more than 52,000 heterosexual men found that 12 percent thought their penises were too small, even though micropenis is estimated to affect only about 0.6 percent of men.
The Unwelcome Erection
The one I can remember from the films was some chap working backstage, up in the rafters of an auditorium, with the lights. The voice over guy declared "Sometimes puberty plays tricks on you, like Jim is experiencing here. This is the "unwelcome erection"". I guess our school wasn't so fussed with the abstinence push.
So, I figured I had this puberty/unexpected erection thing licked, there would be no problems at all. Besides, you only got wood when out of sight, so what was the big deal? It seemed to me they were unwelcome because they were at times you couldn't have a tug, like Jim up in the rafters.
Oh how wrong those stupid films were.
The short list of unwelcome erections I can remember.
...being yelled at by my year 6 teacher (who is still working at the school and is hot)
...back of the police car the time I got arrested
...my high school graduation
It might be stating the bleeding obvious, but why those times? What part of my brain leapt into action and thought, "now would be the best time to divert blood to the wang"? At the time I wasn't particularly attracted to my teacher. When I was arrested, I was furious, and I couldn't wait for my high school graduation to be over.
Nowadays, all the fun of the unwelcome erection is largely over. It stays dormant most of the day, except when needed.
However, when I was watching that film all those years ago, I wondered if there was the welcome erection, at an opportune time. I recall an event while studying for my final high school exams.
I was studying away at Physics, the laws of thermodynamics guaranteeing my penis remaining in its slumber. I hit my mid afternoon break and left the room to stretch my legs, read the paper, in fact, do anything else. The familiar event of puberty struck as I walked outside to get some fresh air. Normally, I would have ignored it, but the unwelcome erection suddenly becomes welcome, and at a good time. Standing out in the garden, why not?
Maybe it is the brain's way of taking your mind off other things? Or maybe it was just coincidence. Either way, it is a double edged sword the unwelcome erection is rare nowadays. On the one hand, no awkwardness, on the other, no not-so-subtle suggestions from the nether regions.






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