The chapter on "Learning to women's genitals weight."

"Hours. Think of hours. Close your eyes and think of hours, with a large antique clock pendulum, with a small pendulum or hours of cuckoos, if can ... The best way to survey the external female genital organs, and the vagina is to provide their hours of the clock face. " (Kid, you shizaneshsya when there cuckoos asleep ...)

"To understand how the penis is hard, find the guy (logical), which enjoys visiting the gym, and ask him (well, then? ?) bend in the arm elbow (ups. ...). Hard centimeters by feel like a solid penis, although this size (seconds, but as with the same form? ?) it is only in the dreams of some men. "

"Yaichki usually sitting in the back seat of the penis." (do not even try to imagine this)

"If prior to the oral stimulation of the male penis (which is why in this case definition, I never realized. And whose is? ?) you put in his mouth a little toothpaste, that will help you cope with the undesirable taste "(I can, this does not understand, but it also imagine? ? ?)

"Pushok from an upwind direction is one of the sub detailed description of the child. (People, people, where there upwind side? ? ?)

"The exercise of cutting speed depends on its size and location, as well as sensitivity (Martyshka, Udav, Parrot and Slonenok to charge for the tail nervously smoke in the corridor)

"In our culture, women's genitals are usually wrapped in everything from silk to clothes or skin to lace." (Ladies? wrapped? again something I do not understand ...)

"One clitoris just frustrated with the place you want to shake your hand" (MHz me easily!)

"Clitoris often located in such a way as to rub their noses on the part of the vagina by the penis." (Teretsya WHAT? Although it is only that someone shook hands ...)

"If you are lucky, and you tried to have sex with different women have done in sound mind and blessed memory, you may have noticed that not all of the vagina arranged the same." (Mda, not all yogurts equally useful ...)

"If a woman does not know where her ovaries, at the time of the next inspection, it can ask your gynaecologist to show them." (Honey, see this bank?)

"Some people have orgasms when beloved man kisses his neck or back, and this requires another couple of sticks of dynamite between his legs." (Here it is, the reason syndrome shahid!)

"When you are dealing with a penis, you can almost strangle him to death, but he said that it would only be harder." (Zadushit? ? His? ? ?)

Men commit a big mistake when they forsake their fingers humour. " (How? So how do they manage?)

"Some couples prefer the woman sitting on the chest of a man with legs spread and his face to the legs (say). In this position the head of a woman is directly south (while the head man oriented to the north). " (Mmmmm, you ever tried gromozditsya people holding a compass and clearly gearing itself to the ground? ? ?)

"The average penis has some of which are extremely sensitive, and all the other parts are easy to be than compete." (No Nested)

"The rod tip is thin durable protective suit (Yes? ? ?) called klitoralnym away. This protects the escape hood of the clitoris tribulations of life in perineum. " (Yes, you poet, batenka.)

"This area is very small in size and located in the vicinity of the clitoris, which could simply mean that banged it in the front door" (* Then head on the wall * Where? ? Where there door is more, You? ?)

"We, the men learn wank while drink tea" (You know, synochka, it is simply Fife on 'opposite)

"fold-hand fingers as if you pray to God that you just signed the cheque has not been unpaid because of a lack of money in your bank account, with the only difference that you will not keep the check, a male penis" ( I would say neh ** running a difference ... But I never, never, as I was not razvraschena not dare to do with a cheque IS ...)

"... then podtyagivayte hand in the direction of the male breast as if you are trying to pull it out the best feelings and drag them into the skin, liver," (To be honest, no way can this otkommentirovat because physically unable to provide)

"Use your good hands to pull the skin at the base of the penis man" (I am fed up reading about the penis man, but it is perhaps a tribute to political correctness. But, happy hand? That that is, fingers, which are not without a sense of humour? )

Women often assume that the male penis glued or stapled attached to the front of his thirty bones. " (He WHAT? ? ? He CHEM ????????)

"sucking the penis does not affect the quality of oral stimulation, unless the man is not kept in freezer compartment (Ugu, OK ... And then something from freezer, and his stapler, staple)

"Keep your salivary glands sing during classes oral sex" (Yes, uvolte your voice)

"... you do not have to worry about that pubic hair onto your partner will be on your Gland ..." (Which frame for a horror movie ...)

"Corn flakes were invented for children to support their growing organism, as well as to ensure that they do not engage in such a terrible thing as inquiries" (M-yes, a quote for the book "Everything that you did not want to know about food" )

"... when he was face down on the mattress with a firm penis ..." (last name could well smotrelos Directory IKEA)

"As your author grew up in the countryside, he knew that the man never come between a woman and her horse" (Heavy childhood, wooden toys, and if it were not for the horse ...)